Letter to the IRS

[Minstrel]

Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the
Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April
15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax,
CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal
income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing
licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor
tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up
33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road
usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle
tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal
excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone
minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax,
vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance
tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado,
Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't
recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an
honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen
Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle
and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus
check.

Ed Barnett

Wichita Falls

 

[Lowbatts]

Sounds like something we should all be doing.

 

[camperlee]

good one minstrel. Lee

 

[GeorgiaFlutterby]

Way to go

Georgiaflutterby

 

[sniffer]

and to think, we left England and went to war with them for overtaxation
how is it any different now??

 

[Lowbatts]

and to think, we left England and went to war with them for overtaxation
how is it any different now??

Well it's worse. At least England used colonial taxes for England. The Fed is using taxes to "feed" the world and reward irresponsibility.

 

[Cynangyl]

yeah...sad!

 

[sniffer]

ain't that the truth

 

[RON (PA)]

Great letter, make copies and mail them. They would change their tune if they got 10,000/day. Also mail them to the Congressmen listed in the letter as well.

 

[Tubecity]

Well it's worse. At least England used colonial taxes for England. The Fed is using taxes to "feed" the world and reward irresponsibility
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Man if that ain't the truth nothing is. That's why tar & feathers need to come back into style.

 

[Siegfried Schlagrule]

Well it's worse. At least England used colonial taxes for England. The Fed is using taxes to "feed" the world and reward irresponsibility
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Man if that ain't the truth nothing is. That's why tar & feathers need to come back into style.

The EPA won't allow tar to be used these days and the moonbats all want us to
be green so I suggest that we just use hemp on them. If it was good enough
for grandpa it's good enough for me. Makes tieing the hangman's noose more
difficult but hey anything worth doing is worth doing right and after the first
hundred or so the next 500 will be easy. The rope will be stretched just right.
siegfried schlagrule