limericks for St. Patricks Day (not indended for the Right of heart)

[beach.hunter]

An incompetent president from Texas
Got America into more messes
He went to Iraq
With no plans to come back
He has no idea what success is


A notorious liar named Rush
A druggie, sex fiend and lush
Sits on his enormous behind
Doped out of his mind
Spewing garbage that really needs flushed


A notorious person named Ann
Not sure if she’s a woman or man
But even Republicans bolter
At the name of Miss Coulter
The meanest bitch in the land


A big fat liar named Bill
Who gives nobody any good will
But we’d all be more smiley
If only Mrs. O’Reilly
Had said no or gone on the pill

A sleazy VP named Dick
Who I would like to beat with a stick
Shot his friend in the face
Oh what a disgrace
Bad shooting or just a prick

 

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[MEinWV]

I was hoping for some funny ones!

Ya got any funny ones?

 

[mgdigger]

good ones.

 

[Montana Jim]

I was hoping for some funny ones!

Ya got any funny ones?

Now that is funny...

 

[Jeffro]

Re: limericks for St. Patricks Day (not indended for the Left of heart)

This bumper sticker seems right to me:
I’d much rather hunt with our VP
(With no trepidation
And no consternation)
Than go driving with Ted Kennedy.



In this horse race, Obama may pass
Hillary (she's the one with no class).
When he leads, he's the head
And it then can be said
She's in the right place… a horse's ass.


Francois spoke with a Yank and a Brit
At a conference. He was in a snit.
He felt he was abused…
That the language they used
Was English and he had to submit.

He asked a question… snippy and terse:
Why is it in English we converse?
With rage he was blinded…
So he was reminded
Thank us it's English, German is worse.




After President Reagan had passed,
With lots of dignitaries amassed
Bill and Hill seemed to doze.
From the casket, Ron rose…
"Ah, they're sleeping together at last."




Hillary displays histrionics,
With screeches instead of harmonics.
Add her Black Baptist drawl
Just like Obama, y'all…
Pretty soon they'll be speaking Ebonics.

 

[MEinWV]

Re: limericks for St. Patricks Day (not indended for the Left of heart)

This bumper sticker seems right to me:
I’d much rather hunt with our VP
(With no trepidation
And no consternation)
Than go driving with Ted Kennedy.



In this horse race, Obama may pass
Hillary (she's the one with no class).
When he leads, he's the head
And it then can be said
She's in the right place… a horse's ass.


Francois spoke with a Yank and a Brit
At a conference. He was in a snit.
He felt he was abused…
That the language they used
Was English and he had to submit.

He asked a question… snippy and terse:
Why is it in English we converse?
With rage he was blinded…
So he was reminded
Thank us it's English, German is worse.




After President Reagan had passed,
With lots of dignitaries amassed
Bill and Hill seemed to doze.
From the casket, Ron rose…
"Ah, they're sleeping together at last."




Hillary displays histrionics,
With screeches instead of harmonics.
Add her Black Baptist drawl
Just like Obama, y'all…
Pretty soon they'll be speaking Ebonics.

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!

YOU GOT FUNNY ONES!!!

 

[lucky1777]

Jeffro, the last one was the best. Thanks made me

 

[WV Hillbilly]

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