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Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the
baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the
smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie'.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,
a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.'
'Can he see alright?'
Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie, 'coz he'd be shlt out of luck if
he needed glasses'.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the
baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the
smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie'.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,
a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.'
'Can he see alright?'
Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie, 'coz he'd be shlt out of luck if
he needed glasses'.
