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Toward the end of a Sunday service, the Minister asked,'How many of you have
forgiven your enemies?'
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80% held up their hands.
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The Minister then repeated his question.
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All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
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'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
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I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
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'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
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'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
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'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how aperson
can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
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The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
���������'Ioutlived the bitches.'
forgiven your enemies?'
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80% held up their hands.
��
The Minister then repeated his question.
��
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
��
'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
��
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
��
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
��
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
��
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how aperson
can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
��
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
���������'Ioutlived the bitches.'
