Loosen Up Grams

[Chug And Red]

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You got to let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes downstairs and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."

Red

 

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[Chug And Red]

Go Granny!!! Chug

 

[stefen]

That is udderly hilarious...

 

[old digger]

I was thinking; Udderly scarry!

 

[greydigger]

Just thinking of the saying -
38 C 's become 38 longs.

Grey

 

[stefen]

Just thinking of the saying -
38 C 's become 38 longs.

Grey

Hate it when a joke leaves a person hanging...

 

[stefen]

My wife was putting on a baby shower this afternoon for our No. 3 who will be calving soon...

Anyways, I started telling this joke to several of her friends and as I got closer to the punch line I realized that maybe I was making a big mistake...about then several people walked in the kitchen and the timing saved my bacon...so to speak...