Lost and found ad

[savant365]

Actual ad on Kansas City Ceaigslist...

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/laf/1297295406.html

$15,000 REWARD-NO JOKE (MISSOURI RIVER)

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Date: 2009-07-30, 2:14PM CDT
Reply to: comm-nfsun-1297295406@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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My CROCK named Toothy, walked away from a party on July 4th, near the river in downtown Kansas City. She is 10 foot long and likes dogs and cats. She is dark green/black in color. She is missing teeth on the right side of her forward jaw. She responds to the sound of barking dogs as that is what she relates to feeding time and food in her dish. She could be anywhere between KC and Independence Missouri. I will pay $5,000 for qualified observation reports and $15,000 for finding her. This posting is checked hourly by a search service for lost animals.


•Location: MISSOURI RIVER
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[shaun7]

I wonder if you could get the 15 grand by taking him round a nice pair of boots?