Many people ask what my best find is?

[xXx]

My best find:
My divorce attorney!

My oldest find:
My ex-wife!

When asked on a beach, "What are you looking for?"
I answer: "My ex-wife, she still has the house key!"


xXx

 

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[OnionRings]

Very funny!

Onion

 

[bergie]

Depends if it's a rare penny.

 

[True_Metal]

Good one, xXx!

 

[jimmyg8138]

Fantastic post...send this to one of those magazines that are looking for the best finds of the year. If I were a judge, you would win hands down. Enjoyed the post, JIm

 

[czman]

"LIFE IS WONDERFUL"

 

[downindixie]

My best find:
My divorce attorney!

My oldest find:
My ex-wife!

When asked on a beach, "What are you looking for?"
I answer: "My ex-wife, she still has the house key!"

You think thats something Heck I've done that four times!

 

[GunFarce]

Is it just an ordinary key? or does it have any value?

 

[Mona Lisa]

Maybe he has given his metal detector a women's name and sleeps with that at night.