savant365
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An old man and woman were married for years even though
they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who
feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way
up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for
the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible
for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours.
He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the
funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife
went straight to the local bar and began to party as if
there was no tomorrow.
The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her
neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:
"Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man
who practiced black magic and stated when he died he
would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said..."Let the old fart
dig. I had him buried upside down."
they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who
feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way
up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for
the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible
for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours.
He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the
funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife
went straight to the local bar and began to party as if
there was no tomorrow.
The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her
neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:
"Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man
who practiced black magic and stated when he died he
would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said..."Let the old fart
dig. I had him buried upside down."
