Medications

[Illinois Jeff]

Dont know how long its been on them, but why do they put this on perscription bottles of pills? "Take 1 tablet by mouth twice a day". Where else are you going to put them? You cant tell me somebody put a pill in their b-tt a long time ago because they didnt know. Maybe they work better this way?

 

[FCCDFEd]

Well obviously this is a "CYA" thing, literally and figuratively.

 

[MEinWV]

Reminded me of this joke;

This hick goes to a doctor and complains of stomach pains. The doctor hands him some suppositories and says...."use these and come see me next week".

The guy goes home and takes them and the following week he sees the doctor again. Doc asks how he feels and the guy says...."I feel just as bad as I did last week". Doc asks...."Did you use the suppositories I gave you?

The guy says....Yeah, but they tasted awful! For all the good they did me, I may as well have shoved them up my butt!

 

[Smee]

Well obviously this is a "CYA" thing, literally and figuratively.

 

[savant365]

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

This is a lot of actual warning labels lol, too funny.

 

[Tank69]

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.



ok I know these had to have actualy happened to come up with these ...WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE ...talk about Darwinism at its best .lol