mink coat

[savant365]

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn`t a single penny in your checking account!!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

 

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[ivan salis]

another "fur" joke --two gals in the neighborhood see a fur coat in the shop window---ones a hottie the other a plain jane type---a week later the the hottie is gloating showing off her "new" mink --the plain jane ask how she got it --- the hottie said she went out with a "rich guy"who gave her the $500 bucks as a gift---two weeks roll by and lo and behold the plain jane shows up with a fur like the hotties ---the hottie snips -- so I guess your going to tell me you had a had a $500 date too ---to which plain jane says nope 100-$5 ones.