More than one use for viagra

[packerbacker]

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to
blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous
intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra
pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for
him, Doctor?
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

 

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[stoney56]

It'll also keep him from rolling out of bed in the middle of the night.

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

 

[stefen]

His friends said that he was a standup guy

 

[ClonedSIM]

Never a better place to hang your bath-towel.

 

[Kentucky Kache]

And don't forget, you can carry a lot more doughnuts.

 

[chuckered]

I tak a half of one just so I won't piss on my shoes.

 

[stefen]

Let me have the other half..........................PLEASE!

 

[packerbacker]

What I don't understand is, they say if you're feeling amorous for more than 4 hours, you should contact your doctor. What is it that he does for you?

 

[maureen]

Isnt that was dedicated nurses are for? :P

 

[bja3908]

I told my wife I was going to get me some Viagra. She said that would be like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building.

 

[Jeffro]

Got one stuck in my throat once- my neck was stiff for days!

 

[ClonedSIM]

I told my wife I was going to get me some Viagra. She said that would be like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[stefen]

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.