MY Birth Day!!

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My Dad finally told me this soon before he passed away. I assume it's all true!
The day I was born, my Dad went to work & proudly announced that he had a son & the baby weighed 20 lbs! "WOW!" everyone said, "20 lbs?" About 2 weeks later, Dad's co-workers happened to mention, "How's little Joe doing?" "What's he weigh now?"
Dad smiled & answered, "10 lbs!"
"10 lbs?" they said. "Why?" "We know that babies lose a little weight after birth, but 10 lbs?" "He did weigh 20 lbs, didn't he?"
My Dad grinned & very humbly said, "We just had him Circumcised!"

Joe ;)
 

Nu!

Schemekle, schlong, schmuck.

I suppose next your going to tell us that you pater had the foreskin made into a coin purse and when you magically rub it, it turns into a suitcase ;D
 

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