My daddy is faster than your daddy...

[wolfmanjoe3]

These three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are:

The first one says: "Well, my daddy is so fast, he can fire an arrow, and run to the target and get there before the arrow."

The second one says: "Ha! That's nothin'! My daddy is so fast he can turn off the lightswitch and be under the covers in bed before the room gets dark.''

The third one listens to the other two and laughs. He says: "You two know nothing about speed. My daddy is a civil servant. He gets off from work every day at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!''

 

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[pepperpump]

I love it, all my gov't coworkers couldnt agree more
Pepperpump

 

[eagle77]

My daddy is a civil servant. He gets off from work every day at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!''

I've a couple co-workers like that!!!!!

 

[Bassfish]

3:52 ..... gotta run. 8)