Re: Need a little help with M D phrase's
Brett, you had me laughing man. Those are some great ones. Thanks, I needed that.
I came up with a few myself.
- “Rockford Files” (this shirt will feature the silhouettes of grumpy sociopathic metal detectorists who have little to no interest in what a “subordinate” hobbyist claimed to have found with his toy Ace 250.)
- "Schiller Park: Because the world needs more overweight, overpaid, and underworked law enforcement officials to sit in the FP parking lots and “guard” the area from trouble-makers."
- "Mushroom Hunting: It’s not just for the fungi anymore, but for the FUN GUY!"
- “I think I got a booty call!” (this shirt will feature two detectorists in the woods, one calling the other to announce his discovery of an old coin and that he had better GET OVER HERE QUICK!)
- “Don’t COIL with me”…wow, stupid.
- “I spent eight hours at {insert large, historic, urban park frequented by Goio) and all I got out of it was 24 silver.”
- “Treasure is where you find it”…no sh*t.
- “Poppin’ Bottles!”, with illustration of Kermit’s bottle wound.
- “Poppin’ Bottles!” , with illustration of my laceration caused by bottle.
- “Guns don’t kill people, bottles do.”
- “NASCAR, wife-beaters, a backyard trampoline, and metal detecting. Life is good” (for our Southern counterparts).
- “Kermit: More than just a frog!”
- “Coil covers save lives”
- “Where there’s wheaties, there’s silver and vintage condom tins”
- “Tick Tock and ya don’t stop” (shirt featuring..ticks).
Sorry Bob, I couldn't help it. I had a rough day and can't really be serious right now. I'll think of some good ones and I'll let you know.
Joe
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