I am gonna make the same type of sign...
Only mine is gonna say...
"PLEASE... I REPEAT...
PLEASE... WEAR ALL...
OF YOUR RINGS YOU
OWN AND THEN SOME
TO EVERY BEACH YOU
GO TO... EVERYTIME.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR
DONATIONS AND YOUR
CONSIDERATION OF
METAL DETECTORISTS
EVERYWHERE...
WE LIKE YOUR TASTE IN
THE NICER ITEMS MORE
THAN THE JUNK STUFF.
HAVE A NICE DAY IN THE
SURF AND MAKE SURE YOU
PLAY ROUGH, DRINK LOTS,
AND THROW THINGS LIKE
BALLS AND SAND.
P>S>>>>>
HAVE A NICE DAY :P