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An elderly couple, Rusty and Ester live in Texas. Rusty always wanted a
pair of authentic cowboy boots. One day, he sees boots on sale, so he buys
them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different
about me?"
Ester looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Rusty storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Ester looks up and says, "Rusty, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Rusty yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Ester?"
"Nope," she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Ester replies...
"Shoulda bought a hat, Rusty...shoulda bought a hat!"
pair of authentic cowboy boots. One day, he sees boots on sale, so he buys
them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different
about me?"
Ester looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Rusty storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Ester looks up and says, "Rusty, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Rusty yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Ester?"
"Nope," she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Ester replies...
"Shoulda bought a hat, Rusty...shoulda bought a hat!"
