Not today's finds, but today's funnies...

monkeys uncle

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Enjoy...you're gonna laugh -

FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

AND...

SUCCESS
At age 4 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.

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You can add one more : Most of us are born bald, and we end up bald. They say we all go "full circle". Guess that sums it up. Can't wait !
 

Thread moved, please keep Today's Finds forum for actual finds.....Thanks
 

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