Old People Problems

[WV Hillbilly]

Older people have problems you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc,
it's like this first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She
tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an arm pit, and she even tried
squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man
replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

 

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[Needle]

Holy Crap, even bigfoot here busted a gut... I give up!!

 

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