. . . ON THE OIL SHORTAGE

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here, in THIS country. Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in: Alaska, California, Florida, Louisiana, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas.

Our dipsticks are located in D.C.

 

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