Once upon a time

[mech]

A guy asked a girl.... "will you marry me?"

The girl said "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting, played golf alot,
drank beer, had lots of money, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

 

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[PBK]

A guy asked a girl.... "will you marry me?"

The girl said "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting, played golf alot,
drank beer, had lots of money, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

I was engaged twice.
Didn't work out either time.
Neither husband has ever forgiven me.

 

[Mighty AP]

LOL! PBK.........you scoundrel!

 

[misplacedrednek]

Wish I had known that 8 years ago.

 

[stefen]

Wish my best friend would marry my ex.

In fact anybody that marries her would become my immediate best friend.

 

[minelab rick]

I can't remember where I read this, maybe even here, but it's worth repeating again.


A Georgia state trooper pulled a man over for speeding after following him quite a long ways." If you can give a good reason for speeding and not stopping when you saw me, I'll let you go with a warning" he told the motorist.
"Well the guy said, Five years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you was him bringing her back"
The trooper let him go

 

[buscadero]

Mechtech: I believe you described the Perfect Life! Although it's too late for a lot of them!

Joe

 

[ericwt]

Wow. That was a happy story. It actually made me happy a payed a king's ransom to get rid of my ex. My whole life is ahead of me. A Truly inspiring story.

Kids learn from this. Only you can prevent Marrage.

ericwt