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A teacher explaining biology to her 4th grade students told them that, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a little baby kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my little baby kitty and the dog that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must have been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My little baby kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss,
Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say "she-it", the neighbors dog ate her!
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a little baby kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my little baby kitty and the dog that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must have been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My little baby kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss,
Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say "she-it", the neighbors dog ate her!
