DANGLANGLEY
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- Joined
- Oct 3, 2006
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- Location
- Oliver Springs, Tennessee, U.S.A.
- Detector(s) used
- Garrett Ace 250, Garrett AT Pro
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
- #1
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'Hello?'
> >'Hi honey. This is Daddy.
> >Is Mommy near the phone?'
> >'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
> >After a brief pause,
> >Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
> >'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'
> >Brief Pause.
> >'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
> >table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just
> >pulled into the driveway.'
> >
> >'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'
> >A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> >'I did it Daddy.'
> >
> >'And what happened honey?'
> >'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> >around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
> >and now she isn't moving at all!'
> >'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
> >'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he
> >jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
> >But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
> >it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
> >
> >***Long Pause***
> >
> >***Longer Pause***
> >***Even Longer Pause***
> >
> >
> >Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?
> >
> >Is this 555-5731?'
> >
> >No, this is 555-5713.....
> >
> >
> >sorry wrong number
OOPS!!!!
> >'Hi honey. This is Daddy.
> >Is Mommy near the phone?'
> >'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
> >After a brief pause,
> >Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
> >'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'
> >Brief Pause.
> >'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
> >table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just
> >pulled into the driveway.'
> >
> >'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'
> >A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> >'I did it Daddy.'
> >
> >'And what happened honey?'
> >'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> >around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
> >and now she isn't moving at all!'
> >'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
> >'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he
> >jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
> >But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
> >it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
> >
> >***Long Pause***
> >
> >***Longer Pause***
> >***Even Longer Pause***
> >
> >
> >Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?
> >
> >Is this 555-5731?'
> >
> >No, this is 555-5713.....
> >
> >
> >sorry wrong number
OOPS!!!!
