CoilyGirl
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The Baptist & The Tennessee Redneck...
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Redneck on a
flight to Nashville .
After the plane took off, the Redneck asked for a
whiskey and ice, which
was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the
preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the
preacher replied, "I'd
rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of
ill-repute, than
let liquor touch my lips."
The Redneck then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Redneck on a
flight to Nashville .
After the plane took off, the Redneck asked for a
whiskey and ice, which
was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the
preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the
preacher replied, "I'd
rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of
ill-repute, than
let liquor touch my lips."
The Redneck then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
