poem

[Kentucky Kache]

There was an old man who was told
That a burglar was going to be bold
He had an alarm
So he came to no harm
But he forgot where he had hidden his Gold

 

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[GunFarce]

Really?

Well, there once was a pirate named Gates..
Who thought he could Rumba on Skates
He fell on his cutlass and now he is nutless
And practically useless on dates!

 

[Jeffro]

There was a young lady named Harris
Who nothing seemed apt to embarrass
'Til the bathsalts she shook
In a bath that she took
Turned out to be paster of paris!