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>>One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
>>traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
>>play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
>>
>>
>>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
>>stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
>>re-stuffed
>>the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
>>
>>
>>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
>>and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
>>something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>>
>>
>>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
>>you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
>>At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
>>
>>
>>It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
>>One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
>>traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
>>play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
>>
>>
>>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
>>stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
>>re-stuffed
>>the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
>>
>>
>>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
>>and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
>>something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>>
>>
>>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
>>you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
>>At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
>>
>>
>>It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
