Preist & a nun...........

[Mighty AP]

Preist & a nun...........

A Preist & a nun were golfing one day when the preist, who was teeing off swung hard & missed the ball. "DAMNIT ALL TO HELL, I MISSED!" The nun was quite embarassed & told the preist to watch his language or God would strike him down. The preist appologized & set up for another swing, missing again. "Fer Chris' sake I missed again........DAMNIT!!!" The nun was very flushed & told him God will strike you down if you keep swearing. He lined up & swung hard, missing the ball a third time. He started cussing like a sailor, breaking his club & throwing his gear all over the place when the sky suddenly grew dark & bolt of lightning came from the sky, striking the nun dead. A booming voice came from heaven......"DAMNIT ALL TO HELL..........I MISSED!"

 

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[Spitfire Reddie]

Re: Preist & a nun...........

poor nunnie ! LOL !!

 

[warsawdaddy]

Re: Preist & a nun...........

NUNS AT THE BALLPARK
> SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS
> PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN
> EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
>
> IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO
> UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
>
> THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE
> ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
>
> THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS
> LIVING THERE."
>
> ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET,
> CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS
> THERE."

 

[Mighty AP]

Re: Preist & a nun...........