Blind.In.Texas
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night
at a business function. He forces himself to open
his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring backat him in the bathroom mirror
and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to
go shopping - Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what
happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of
your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the
hallway and got that black eye when you ran into
the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
bedroom to undress you and when she tried to take
your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, woman, I'm married!!!"
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time...
PRICELESS!
at a business function. He forces himself to open
his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring backat him in the bathroom mirror
and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to
go shopping - Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what
happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of
your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the
hallway and got that black eye when you ran into
the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
bedroom to undress you and when she tried to take
your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, woman, I'm married!!!"
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time...
PRICELESS!
