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Here are a few puns to mull over. LOL
1...The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Comference. He acquired his size too much pi.
2...I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Akaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3...She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4...A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5...No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6...A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7...A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown-a-part.
8...Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9...A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10...Atheism is a non prophet organization.
11...Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. "you stay here, I'll go on a head.
12...I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
13...A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the grass.'
14...The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
15...The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
16...A backward poet writes inverse.
17...In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it is yourcount that votes...
18...When cannibals ate a missinoary, they got a taste of religion
19 If you jumped off the bridge bridge in Paris, you'd be inSeine.
1...The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Comference. He acquired his size too much pi.
2...I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Akaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3...She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4...A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5...No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6...A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7...A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown-a-part.
8...Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9...A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10...Atheism is a non prophet organization.
11...Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. "you stay here, I'll go on a head.
12...I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
13...A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the grass.'
14...The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
15...The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
16...A backward poet writes inverse.
17...In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it is yourcount that votes...
18...When cannibals ate a missinoary, they got a taste of religion
19 If you jumped off the bridge bridge in Paris, you'd be inSeine.
