Mighty AP
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A man was golfing & he hit his ball into a large patch of buttercups. Not wanting to destroy the beautiful flowers he took a penalty stroke & dropped the ball back on the fairway. All of a sudden Mother Nature appeared & said "You are such a good man for not destroying my buttercups...........as a token of my appreciation I am giving you a life time supply of butter!" To which he replied..........."Thanks a million lady but where the hell were you when I sliced the ball into the pusywillows?" 
