Ralph the Chicken‏

[Marc(NB)]

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed

beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.



He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,

'You died in your sleep, Ralph..'



Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got

too much to live for.



Send me back!'



St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can

go back, and that is as a chicken.'



Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a

farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was

covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.



A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the

new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'



'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this

strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'



'You're ovulating,' explained the

rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '



'Never,' said Ralph.



'Well, just relax and let it happen,'

says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'



Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable

seconds later, out popped an egg!



Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.



He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.



As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on

the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....



Ralph! Wake up. You shat the bed!'

 

[DigginThePast]

 

[Dimeman]

 

[sniffer]

that's just nasty