Gypsy Heart
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Subject: Lesson for the day!
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was
only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a shithead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was
only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a shithead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
