ROFL

[jeff of pa]

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two
of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, an
Orca (killer whale) ate them both.

 

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[jeff of pa]

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany Suddenly, all 2,000
pigs broke loose and stampeded madly through a broken fence.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

 

[Mighty AP]

LOL!!! Two classic cases of harcore irony, eh?

 

[jeff of pa]

True or Not they are Definately Funny

 

[spartacus53]

Those stories sound real to me

 

[stefen]

Poetic justice

 

[DigginThePast]

 

[Smee]

I remember reading the whale story, it involved school kids being taught a lesson.

I've also heard it retold by Rush Limbaugh, as only he can do it.

All three versions (Jeff's, the original news story, and Rush's version) are funny.

Have no idea about the other story.

 

[ivan salis]

$160,000 dollar orca lunch --proof that when your time is "up" ............