Satan

[BrisJoe]

One sunday morning, in a flash of flame and smoke, Satan appeared before the small town church congregation.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front door, trampling each other in the frantic efforts to get way.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly watching the event.

Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the old man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The old man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

 

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[smokeythecat]

That's just plain wrong

 

[austin]

Damm, you musta heard that one in a small town Texas church...

 

[jeff of pa]

I am no expert when it comes to the rules of these boards...And I do like a good old joke as much as the next person...But isn't the subject "Satan" religious in nature and in violation of these boards

Mind you I do speak of My Father and quote a scripture every now and again...Yet...I personally police myself and remove my posts...

Oh, and I am no moderator...So, I can not deem such religious, though satirical posts in violations of the rules of these boards...I will leave such determination to the moderators...

Ed T

? Getting Picky aren't We ? I don't see any Preaching, Quoting Scripture,
Or mentioning any particular religion and claiming it is better or worse then any other by the OP.

I did remove a Link to another Forum though.
Which is against our rules.