Scariest thing that ever happened to me

[Badger Bart]

I was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind me I heard some noise

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, looking back and through the fog I could make out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward me.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, I began to run toward my home, the casket bouncing quickly behind me

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

I ran up to the door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, slammed and locked the door behind me.

However, the casket crashes through the door, with the lid of the casket clapping


clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

I turned and ran upstairs to the bathroom, locked myself in. My heart was pounding; my head was reeling; my breath coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward me.

I screamed and reached for something, anything, but all I could find was a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, I threw the cough syrup at the casket...

and, you're not going to believe this...








The coffin stopped.

 

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