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Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.
In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord
there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you
buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you"
"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the
barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the
first two."
"Arrrrhhhhh, that's nothing," said the Irishman. "Back home in
Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the
place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs
and see that you get laid and it is all on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's
claims but he swears every word is true. "Well," asked the
Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman . . .
"But it did happen to me sister."
In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord
there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you
buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you"
"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the
barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the
first two."
"Arrrrhhhhh, that's nothing," said the Irishman. "Back home in
Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the
place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs
and see that you get laid and it is all on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's
claims but he swears every word is true. "Well," asked the
Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman . . .
"But it did happen to me sister."
