Sex after death

[Ray S S]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was
that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband
was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion".

Marion, "Is that you, Bob?"

Bob, "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

Marion, "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

Bob, "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, then breakfast.
And then, it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in
the warm sun and then I have sex a couple more times. Then
I have lunch, (you'd be proud- lots of greens) another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of
the afternoon. After supper, it is back to the golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed
sleep and the next day it starts all over again."

Marion, "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

Bob, "No, I'm a rabbit in Arizona."

 

[sniffer]

ROFLMAO

 

[aa battery]

dang i thought well never mind.....