silent emissions

[hammered]

A man goes to the doctor to complain of a rather severe flatulence problem.
"Doc," he says, "I've been suffering from these silent emissions for a while now, and it's horrible. I mean, last night the wife and I had some friends over and it was happening all night. Thank god they're silent, because it's embarrassing enough - I mean, the smell is just atrocious, and even though they're silent, I feel like everyone knows where the smell is coming from and everyone knows it's me. The problem is getting so bad, in fact, that I've even had two or three of these silent emissions just in the few minutes I've been sitting here talking to you."
"Okay," the doctor says, "the first thing we're gonna need to do is get your hearing checked."

 

[Chug And Red]

Chug

 

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Chug

Hi Chug , hope things are good for you guys, how's Red?


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[spartacus53]

As Homer Simpson would say D'oh

 

[hammered]

As Homer Simpson would say D'oh

Hi spart old mate , really glad your back

 

[Chug And Red]

Hi Hammered! OMG, you should issue a warning not to read and drink, my pc didn't appreciate the bath!!!!! I love this one, thank you for the laugh, I'm hanging in there, in alot of pain tonight, it's cold, windy and raining here, and that always makes my fibro act up! Red

 

[hammered]

Hi Hammered! OMG, you should issue a warning not to read and drink, my pc didn't appreciate the bath!!!!! I love this one, thank you for the laugh, I'm hanging in there, in alot of pain tonight, it's cold, windy and raining here, and that always makes my fibro act up! Red

Sorry to hear about the fibro acting up, thoughts are with you . tell Chug he has to give you lots of love and care and massages and chocolates and a new car..... whoops, have I gone too far......with the care and love bit I mean sorry

 

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PS, from what Chug has written in the past, you are one Tnet member that is worth it

 

[Jeep]

 

[Chug And Red]

Hi Hammered! OMG, you should issue a warning not to read and drink, my pc didn't appreciate the bath!!!!! I love this one, thank you for the laugh, I'm hanging in there, in alot of pain tonight, it's cold, windy and raining here, and that always makes my fibro act up! Red

Sorry to hear about the fibro acting up, thoughts are with you . tell Chug he has to give you lots of love and care and massages and chocolates and a new car..... whoops, have I gone too far......with the care and love bit I mean sorry

Awwwww thank you, Chug is a keeper too, he still makes my heart go pitter patter! He is my best freind, my soul mate and so much more, he completes me. I love the idea of the car, does it come with a driver? I'm not allowed to drive anymore due to my health. Red

 

[spartacus53]

I love the idea of the car, does it come with a driver? I'm not allowed to drive anymore due to my health. Red

Not to worry Red, I'm here to help as always.... Seems to me many don't take the time to get to the root of the problem like I do... It's called substitution... Just Get a play station and buy Grand Prix and you can drive without ever having to leave your house.. I hope you feel better too

 

[Chug And Red]

I love the idea of the car, does it come with a driver? I'm not allowed to drive anymore due to my health. Red

Not to worry Red, I'm here to help as always.... Seems to me many don't take the time to get to the root of the problem like I do... It's called substitution... Just Get a play station and buy Grand Prix and you can drive without ever having to leave your house.. I hope you feel better too

Wonderful idea, I could drive to my heart's content!!!! Now I just need to find a way to keep my middle son away from it, he is a hard core gamer, and has been wanting one really badly!!! Thanks Spart! Red