I am the CEO, CFO and President for Life of G--D W--L Stores. You unwashed masses are too stupid to every figure out my secret code, but I will let you know this - We have stockpiled from donations more diamonds than DeBeers, more gold than Fort Knox, more silver than the Atocha and more precious art than the Vatican. You will never be given an opportunity to buy any of it! Ever! It funds out lavish lifestyle and is just compensation for overseeing our masses of less than minimal wages paid slaves (I mean "employees"). Stop your belly-aching and go out and purchase our dirty t-shirts, broken glassware, miss-matched shoes and collectible Beany Babies. If you are nice, and stop your libilous slanders, we may let you purchase a Commerative State Quarter for $9.95 + tax, half-off on Wednesday. Do not try to find me, for I live in Spain.