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An attorney was having an affair with his secretary. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave
the secretary a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of the child's expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the secretary took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the attorney's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The attorney said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the attorney came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER.
The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest so the wife picked up the card
and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with meatballs, two without."
the secretary a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of the child's expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the secretary took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the attorney's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The attorney said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the attorney came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER.
The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest so the wife picked up the card
and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with meatballs, two without."
