eagle77
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided it him
she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it' he said.
The wife watched as her husband read the card he turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti; Two with
meatballs, one without.'
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided it him
she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it' he said.
The wife watched as her husband read the card he turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti; Two with
meatballs, one without.'
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