Strange Footprint

[wesfrye53]

This past Thursday there was a 1/2-inch snowfall in Springfield, TN. I stepped ou on the back deck and saw this "strange" footprint!



Bigfoot? I think not.

It's obviously a bir'd footprints and also looks like one was trying to make a "snow angel"

 

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[Mental Granny]

Oh come on now make up a good story for the prints. Let the imagination go!

 

[wesfrye53]

Why don't you gove it aa try Granny....I'm tired!

 

[fossis]

Nope, not a 'Bigfoot track', but what? HHHHmmmm.

Fossis...............

 

[wesfrye53]

After spending numerous hours on the web and in the local library and also conferring with the "Research Diva" aka Gypsyheart, I have made an extremely knowledgeable and scientifically-based decision. This is obviously an offspring of the last remaining survivor of a species long thought to be extinct.

I have determined it is of the species "oleocyopsis featherextenderopolis"! This is more commonly known as the "Big-Butted Bumasaur" .They existed gazillions of years ago and it appears the species has at least two remaining survivors. They are believed to have stood at least 6 feet high with small feathered forearms, large stocky hind legs with tiny clawed feet and a 4 foot wide derriere that doesn't develop until the creature obtains the age of 30-40 years. That would explain the lack of a large "bum print" in the photo. They are believed to feed on large quantities of walnuts, peanuts, fermented fruits and would spend the majority of their lives sitting in thick underbrush watching out for everpresent dangers. It is believed they are nocturnal and after the age of 2 months are unable to fly. This indicates the track left in the photo is an extremely young Bumasaur.

I have concluded that the adult must have mated with a "Troglodytes aedon", or a "House Wren".

Obvoiusly the Wren is a male and is watching over his offspring, which would explain the small tracks at the top of the picture. Once the juvenile ceases to fly, the male wren will abandon his duties and the juvenile Bumasaur will find thick underbrush to seek shelter.

Granny, I hope this satisfies your curiosity!

 

[Cynangyl]

Much better!

 

[Mental Granny]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the kind of theroy! that I was really hoping for from you-------THANK-YOU! very much!

Evy

 

[COUNTRY GIRL]

Great story Wes! I'm going to go see if I can track one around here .

I didn't believe the first post anyway, I have never in my life heard of a bir'd. Wait maybe they ride the Vus?

 

[wesfrye53]

Great story Wes! I'm going to go see if I can track one around here .

I didn't believe the first post anyway, I have never in my life heard of a bir'd. Wait maybe they ride the Vus?

I think you've been looking at the moon too much!

 

[Cynangyl]

I am sure you can find one on the vus sis!

 

[EDDE]

the bird squatted then as it flew away the the tips of its wings brushed the snow