Sunday Paper

[Ray S S]

For all of you who are seniors- for all of you who know seniors- and will be seniors. It pays to be able to laugh
about it when you are!

And speaking of senior moments.....

"Where is my Sunday paper?" The irate customer, calling the newspaper office demanded, wanting to know where her
Sunday edition was.

"Madam," said the newspaper employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on
Sunday."

There was a long pause on the othe end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter
"Wellll, heck!....So that's why no one was at church today."

 

[stefen]

I think I know her

 

[aa battery]

I think I know her

yes its my wife

 

[stefen]

Oops...

I didn't know....

Honest, I woulda..

You know