Tater People...

[Spitfire Reddie]

Tater People...

Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch others do the work. They are called "Speck Taters."

Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters."

Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands. They are called "Dick Taters."

Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. They are called "Agie Taters."

There are always those who say that they will help, but somehow just never get around to doing the promised help. They are called "Hezzie Taters."

Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not. They are called "Emma Taters."

Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others. They are called "Sweet Taters."

 

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[Michelle]

Beautifully said!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Tater people are the best people i know !
Hey Mighty AP you are a tater person right ?? Send some of them Idaho russet taters our way.

 

[warsawdaddy]

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato

Had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married,

And had a little sweet potato,

Which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time,

They told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

And getting half-baked,

So she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

And get a bad name for herself like

'Hot Potato,'

And end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry,

No Spud would get her into

The sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand

She wouldn't stay home

And become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise

So as not to be skinny

Like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe,

Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam

To watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France

Called the French Fries.

And when she went out west,

To watch out for the Indians

So she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on

The straight and narrow and wouldn't associate

With those high class Yukon Golds,

Or the ones from the other side of the tracks

Who advertise their trade

On all the trucks that say,

'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

(that's Potato University)

So that when she graduated

She'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her,

One-day Yam came home and announced

She was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't

Possibly marry Tom Brokaw

Because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?

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OK! Here it is!

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A COMMON TATER

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[Mighty AP]

Tater people are the best people i know !
Hey Mighty AP you are a tater person right ?? Send some of them Idaho russet taters our way.

Damn straight Im a tater person...........been called a "dick tater" more times than I can count & is there any doubt as to weather Im an "agi tater" or not? (Jeff loves me........lol) Look at the quote at the bottom of my posts!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Tater people are the best people i know !
Hey Mighty AP you are a tater person right ?? Send some of them Idaho russet taters our way.

Damn straight Im a tater person...........been called a "dick tater" more times than I can count & is there any doubt as to weather Im an "agi tater" or not? (Jeff loves me........lol) Look at the quote at the bottom of my posts!

Have you ever been called a tater tot when you were a babe??
LOL dont ask me what it means i have no idea it just sounded funny !

 

[Michelle]

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato

Had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married,

And had a little sweet potato,

Which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time,

They told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

And getting half-baked,

So she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

And get a bad name for herself like

'Hot Potato,'

And end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry,

No Spud would get her into

The sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand

She wouldn't stay home

And become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise

So as not to be skinny

Like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe,

Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam

To watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France

Called the French Fries.

And when she went out west,

To watch out for the Indians

So she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on

The straight and narrow and wouldn't associate

With those high class Yukon Golds,

Or the ones from the other side of the tracks

Who advertise their trade

On all the trucks that say,

'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

(that's Potato University)

So that when she graduated

She'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her,

One-day Yam came home and announced

She was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't

Possibly marry Tom Brokaw

Because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?

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OK! Here it is!

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A COMMON TATER

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