The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

[Ray S S]

The Black Bra. (As told by a woman)

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is
a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and
a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange
notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said,
"You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made
passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me Too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels, and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me, he said,"What's for dinner,
Batman?"

 

[Tank69]

oh thats a good one

 

[sniffer]

and I bet his black eyes couldn't be covered up with a mask.

 

[stefen]

 

[Ray S S]

Yup, she probably whopped him a good one and he will be sleeping on
the couch for a while.

 

[n9zez]

Great!

 

[poorhunter78]

Gee Thanks! Gotta the monitor..

 

[River Rat]