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Some say that America is the Great Melting Pot and that within the next few generations, there will be no differences between Americans from different parts of the country. But for now, there are stark differences, as demonstrated by these following three examples...
The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a woman from CALIFORNIA. He told her that he wanted her to cook, clean the house and do the laundry. The first day was a bust. By the second day she had learned what the pots and pans were for. By the third day she had learned not to microwave the TV dinners with the aluminum foil still on and by the fourth day, she had learned the difference between the washing machine and the dryer.
The fourth man married a girl from SOUTH CAROLINA. He ordered her to keep house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a woman from CALIFORNIA. He told her that he wanted her to cook, clean the house and do the laundry. The first day was a bust. By the second day she had learned what the pots and pans were for. By the third day she had learned not to microwave the TV dinners with the aluminum foil still on and by the fourth day, she had learned the difference between the washing machine and the dryer.
The fourth man married a girl from SOUTH CAROLINA. He ordered her to keep house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
