Marc(NB)
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed. "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me."
The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But Grandpa, I really dona lika guns. Howz 'bout you leava me you Rolex watch instead?"
Gasping for air, the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, "Shuddup ana lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea couple ah little bambinos."
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues, "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then...pointa to your watch and say 'Time's up?'
The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But Grandpa, I really dona lika guns. Howz 'bout you leava me you Rolex watch instead?"
Gasping for air, the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, "Shuddup ana lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea couple ah little bambinos."
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues, "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then...pointa to your watch and say 'Time's up?'
