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There was a church down in Texas that had a very
big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that
they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably. The very proper church ladies were
appalled. They said something had to be done about
this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and
told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub
them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in
size but warned her to not eat any of the green
persimmons though because they are so sour and
astringent, they will make your mouth pucker up and
you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on
the
pulpit and said:
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will
not hath a thermon tewday."
big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that
they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably. The very proper church ladies were
appalled. They said something had to be done about
this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and
told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub
them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in
size but warned her to not eat any of the green
persimmons though because they are so sour and
astringent, they will make your mouth pucker up and
you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on
the
pulpit and said:
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will
not hath a thermon tewday."
