The Secret To Long Life

Chug And Red

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[TD="width: 100%"]Bless her little heart.....How sweet........The secret to long life...

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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,











She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,











“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”









“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.







Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.





On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.





“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”





“Forty,” she replied :laughing3:
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Thats Wrong, Very Very Wrong Chug!!!
 

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