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A husband and wife were getting ready for bed. The wife was standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she said, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I’ve got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turned to her husband and said, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thought hard for a moment thinking about it and then said in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Last report said that the husband was seen checking into a Motel 6 after spending the night at the Emergency Room!
"You know, dear," she said, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I’ve got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turned to her husband and said, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thought hard for a moment thinking about it and then said in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Last report said that the husband was seen checking into a Motel 6 after spending the night at the Emergency Room!
