therapy

[jeff of pa]

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses

on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise

Your Voice. !



3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,

ask If They Want Fries with that.



5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once

Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,

Switch to Espresso.



6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write

" For Marijuana"



7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With

The Prophecy".



9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how

many looks you get.



10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,

with a serious face.



11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".



12. Sing Along At The Opera.



14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and

Play tropical Sounds All Day!



15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't

Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.



17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream

"I Won! I Won!"



18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the

Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're

Loose!"



19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy,

We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

 

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7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With

The Prophecy".
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18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the

Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're

Loose!"

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